IHateTheSuperBowl.com - I Hate The Super Bowl

Roads to Avoid
Find out how to avoid the non-driving, accident-causing, rage-producing, rubber-necking freaks on the roads.
Construction Spots
Exact locations of road construction.

Butt Grabber
Read interview with "unsavory" employee.
Light Bulb Technician
We have a code 8!
Mime
A visible interview.
Enlightening interviews from some of Jacksonville's finest employees...

How many tons of chips are consumed during Super Bowl
Get the real mess statistics.
How much crime does the Super Bowl generate?
Arrests, theft, crime... Real statistics.
How many potties will Jacksonville need for the Super Bowl?
How much Super sewage is that?
More Statistics...

Find options in Jacksonville for things to do which are not Super Bowl related.

They do exist...

XXXIX Reasons to Bash Jacksonville
Web-posted: 02/01/05 (Sure, we had more, but the XXXIX number just seemed so catchy.) More...

Web-posted: 02/01/05
... all the facts you will need if you are visiting Jacksonville More...

Is the upcoming Super Bowl causing you problems? Voice your issues here.

What's your escape? Tell us where you are going to escape the madness!!!
Is to literally escape. See you in two weeks..

Who hopes it rains??

Natural Disasters? What will Mother Nature do?

Possible Problems: Power outages, water main breaks, solar flares, St. John's River flooding.... What could go wrong?